Warrior Princess: Ariel

Warrior Princess: Ariel

I am planning on doing all of the Disney Princesses, with a few others that don't have princess status, but completely deserve it.

Here is Ariel, reputably the easiest princess to make skanky since really all she wears is a clam bra, which can't be comfortable at all. Plus, wearing a clam bra in battle isn't all that wise, unless you want to distract the enemy with your seashell covered hoo haas.

Ariel is actually one of my favorites because she is a complete and total ditz. She is more expressive than the rest, and looks like an idiot half of the time, which is really adorable.

I'm completely disregarding the second movie, because first of all, she married a sea faring prince, and there really isn't any way he can just leave her at home when he goes a sailing. She'd demand to come. And eventually, she'd start taking the ship out on her own, doing her own adventures because she's that damn curious. And second, Ursula so did not have a sister, that's just bull crap.

So, yes she has forks in her hair and in her sheath, because you know she loves her dinglehoppers. Also she doesn't have shoes because I think she'd never get used to them after having fins all of her life. I don't think she knows much about clothes, since she hasn't worn them for the majority of her life.

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